Shinji Ikari's Sad Life Blog

Sorry I haven’t been around in so long. Oh wait, no one cares.

…Now Asuka is poking me with a sharp stick and won’t quit until I say “I like dicks and cocks”.

I LIKE DICKS AND COCKS!

ikarishinji2015:

WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME DRUNKLY TALKING TO PEOPLE?!

HOW MANY MES EXIST?!

T-This me…he…

He’s slept with Asuka.

So, it’s Thanksgiving in America.

I live Japan, but I don’t have anything to be thankful for, so I guess everything works out.

What Has Two Thumbs and Runs Away From Taking Questions and Also Wears a Dress?

tabrismacbeth:

I’M A BOY! BOYS DON’T WEAR DRESSES!

Also, I just kind of took a question, so there!

can i hug you ;____;

aparticularjane

…Yes, please…

YOU RAN AWAY FOR OVER A MONTH, AND NOW YOU'RE HIDING ON ALT ACCOUNTS! COME BACK AND ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS, YOU STUPID TIT!

Anonymous

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I’M NOT RUNNING AWAY, OKAY?! I answer questions for, like, months! And someone keeps asking me to wear a dress, and people keep insulting me instead of asking questions, and about having a different account…I’m not pretending to be a girl or anything, okay? So don’t say that.

I’m definitely not pretending to be a girl on another account.

I sure have been running away from this blog. I wonder what’s happened while I was gone?